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[Opening: with awe]
You ever read a book so intense… it feels like you’re being spiritually interrogated?
I opened The Builders of Deception thinking,
“Hey, I’ll learn a little about Freemasons.”
Five minutes later, I’m standing in my living room shouting,
“JESUS IS KING!
I RENOUNCE TUBAL-CAIN!”
My dog’s barking.
My Alexa shuts off.
Even my toaster stopped working.
This isn’t a book—it’s a deliverance session with footnotes!
[Masonic 101]
Let’s talk about Freemasonry.
Secret meetings.
Robes.
Passwords.
Handshakes.
Rituals.
You know, all the things you do after Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws.
They’ve got signs and grips.
The way Masons shake hands is so complicated, I thought it was a TikTok challenge.
“Here’s the Entered Apprentice Grip…”
[Does overly elaborate handshake like he's doing sign language with an octopus]
And if you get it wrong, BOOM—you’re demoted to the Shriners and forced to drive a tiny car.
[Degrees explained like fast food]
There’s the York Rite and the Scottish Rite.
I thought they were military divisions.
Nope!
Turns out it's just the Freemason Combo Menu.
“Hi, welcome to Masonic Drive-Thru, would you like the 33rd Degree Super Size with a side of oaths and a complimentary fez?”
“Would you like to add Jahbulon for only $0.99?”
“Or upgrade to our Luciferian Enlightenment bundle?”
[Over-the-top seriousness]
And Albert Pike?
This guy’s like the Darth Vader of Freemasonry.
He wrote a book so thick, it needs its own social security number.
He predicted three world wars.
And you know what?
He did it before WW1 even started.
That’s not a man.
That’s a WiFi-connected prophet with VPN access to the future.
And his letter to Giuseppe Mazzini?
You ever get a letter so intense, you gotta put it in a lead box under your bed?
“Dear Giuseppe, We shall unleash the nihilists...”
Bro.
Can we unleash the pizza first?
[Captain Morgan & the Anti-Masons]
And don’t forget Captain Morgan.
No, not the rum guy.
Different guy.
This one tried to expose the Masons and disappeared faster than Hillary Clinton’s emails.
To this day, no one knows what happened to him.
All we know is he got too close to the truth.
And probably too close to the 33rd Degree buffet table.
[Ritual satire]
Masonic rituals are so complex, they make IKEA instructions look like Dr. Seuss.
You’ve got men wearing lambskin aprons, reciting ancient words like “Boaz,” “Tubal-Cain,” “Jachin.”
I thought I was watching a Hebrew cooking show.
“Today we’re baking a sacred covenant with a side of Solomon’s Temple pie…”
And if you mess up the password?
They don’t kill you.
They just promote you to Shriner Clown Duty for 6 years.
[Symbols & Hand Signs]
And let’s talk about those Masonic symbols.
Squares.
Compasses.
Pillars.
All-seeing eyes.
You walk into a lodge, and it’s like the emoji section of ancient Babylon.
Freemasons be like:
“This triangle means wisdom.”
“This eye represents enlightenment.”
“This one here... just means ‘no left turn.’”
They throw so many signs I thought I was on an NBA court.
Except instead of dunking, it’s just a bunch of old guys whispering in Latin.
[Celebrity Freemasons]
And guess what?
CELEBRITIES are Freemasons too!
Jay-Z, Shaq, Mozart, George Washington… the Founding Fathers were basically rapping Illuminati bars before it was cool.
Washington was the first president AND a Freemason.
He probably signed the Constitution with a hidden handshake like:
“We the People… wink wink, grip grip, elbow flick”
Even Elvis?
Yeah.
That’s why he never really died.
He just got promoted to the Grand Celestial Lodge of Memphis.
[Freemasonry & Satanism bit]
Now, the book says Freemasonry connects to Satanism.
Which… makes sense.
Any club that says you can’t talk about Jesus, but you can talk about Osiris and “Jahbulon”?
I mean, I’m not saying it’s demonic—but if you hear Gregorian chanting in the bathroom… ...you better run.
Also, why do Masons always meet in buildings with no windows?
Either you’re summoning a demon… or hiding from Jehovah’s Witnesses.
[Luciferianism punchline]
And then you get to the top, and they tell you their god is Jahbulon.
A mix of Jehovah, Baal, and Osiris.
Sounds like a theological smoothie gone wrong.
“Can I get one Jahbulon, extra Baal, hold the Jesus?”
[Epic closing]
And in the end, the book says Christ will destroy all secret kingdoms.
Freemasonry?
Gone.
Illuminati?
Evicted.
Zionists?
De-briefed.
Jesuits?
De-frocked and defunded.
And all that remains is one cornerstone—Jesus Christ.
So the next time someone invites you to a Masonic Lodge…
Just remember:
If they ask for your soul, your firstborn, and a handshake that feels like Morse code— Tell ‘em:
